But Now! Here's the Real Treat!

I have waited for years to be able to publish this on the web. It will only be here for a short time, as I don't want to pay for the bandwidth... Download and save, if you care.

The actual download file is 25 Megabytes. That's right. Think before you click. I could make it less,
but the quality degradation reduces the emotional impact.

This snip is one of my favorite moments. Viewit "Full Screen" if you dare...

Barney had some really extreme adventures. . .

You see... it all started as a bad joke. I picked Barney up at a Toys'R Us in New Jersey in 1993, and since I was preparing to drive across the country it seemed appropriate to tie-wrap him to the bumper. This was during the height of the "Barney Craze", and it gives me a great deal of pleasure to remember how I made children cry from New Jersey to California, from Oregon to Florida...

( Okay, Barney isn't actually in these,but he was back on the boat... It ain't easy free diving with truly wild dolphins and shooting video. Wearing scuba scares the wild ones off, because of the bubble noise. )

( Barney is sitting on the boat watching the pretty girl swim with the horny dolphin in the lagoon. )

. . . an ancient rite is once again performed. . .

. . . while the vultures (umm, I mean, wild Parrots) watch from the rainforest canopy.

Here's the Windows Movie (.wma) file, which is only 7MB in size.

Click HERE to watch a WMA movie...

If you prefer Mpeg, here's a 25MB File...
25 Meg is Huge... If you don't have a high speed link, please don't hammer my server!
Please download first, then play it. If you try real-time your link might not keep up.

Click HERE to download a 25 Megabyte MPG file